Leaking boat?

My 11 year old asked me today where’s his bailout? I said with a $5 a week allowance, I am the one who needs a bailout.

Then I see Nikon has a new, 24.39 MP full frame chip camera, the D3X, which lists for only $7,999.95. Where’s my bailout?

I need a new laptop, as my iBook is a candidate for the museum of old technology. Where’s my bailout? And while I am there, I can also use a new Quad-Core Intel Xeon processor Mac Pro, crammed with ram. A 120 GB iPod would be nice as well. I will even drive to DC to pick up my bailout check.

I also heard on the news that utility rates are going up, subway fares will probably go up, food has definitely gone up, unemployment is up, everything seems to be going up except for gasoline, which means my 10 year old car can now be driven in circles for less money. Whoopee!!!